- so today after I bought her a gift card for her and her husband to her favorite restaurant, I wrapped the box it came in
- put it in another box stuffed with tissue paper
- wrapped that box
- put that box in a bigger box
- taped that box shut
- wrapped the big box
- wrapped it again in tissue paper
- put it in a bag filled with tissue paper
- and put a bow on it
- merry Christmas, I’m an asshole :)
(Source: scaly-panties)
It’s cool mom, ruin christmas eve for me by ranting on how asocial I am. That’s cool
Dude, we have painfully loud sex, like, every other night. How can she say you’re asocial after hearing all our nonsense?
(Source: theskythief)
Me:
(Source: most-awkward-moments)
(Source: staypozitive)
About Forever Sexy
GUYS I GOT A HARRY POTTER LEGO SET
why do white people say “shawty”
yes justin bieber im looking at you
HEY GUYS LOOK I MADE A BACKPACK FOR HANNAH
It’s funny, Winkkers, because you’re not…
